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FONZY June 21st, 2005 06:21 PM

Crazy Pet Tricks...
 
I figure you guys got some good pet photos n stuff... I know I do.

here my wife's blue heeler/mix doin her special trick...
(she constantly practices)
[attachmentid=5720]

and my 'older than dirt' dog and me on last Father's day....
(checkin our eyelids for holes)
[attachmentid=5721]

PapaG June 22nd, 2005 03:14 PM

My dog Mickey doing what he does best... Helping me keep up with Volksrods.com

Here is Mickey getting the toy named Honda

PapaG June 22nd, 2005 03:20 PM

My French bulldog Maddy chilling.


Wifes Frenchie Yellow Rose of Texas.. ie: Rosie. in pink

vwfanatic June 22nd, 2005 03:45 PM

i taught 'em to parallel park!!! [img]style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/ohmy.gif[/img]

Turd Ferguson June 22nd, 2005 03:46 PM

Merciful crap that is a whole lot of cats.

Turbo Punk June 22nd, 2005 03:57 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by vwfanatic@Jun 22 2005, 07:45 PM
i taught 'em to parallel park!!! [img]style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/ohmy.gif[/img]
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Holy Fuck, I just pissed myself!! [img]style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/funny.gif[/img] [img]style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/funny.gif[/img] [img]style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/funny.gif[/img] Damn thats funny Dan. Great pic!! .....Tim

georgiaboy June 22nd, 2005 04:00 PM

mr.dan...... now that would be to much pussy for me......WooWee!!!!

fastmatt June 22nd, 2005 05:21 PM

here's my two,

[attachmentid=5744]
Brandy in the 64 bus,

[attachmentid=5745]
and Sydney helpin in the garage.

Steve June 22nd, 2005 05:35 PM

Well... here's my buddy. Had him when I could just hold him in the palm of my
hand. He's been gone a couple years now after he finally got beat by something
that a surgery couldn't fix. He beat cancer 3 times in his life, and still acted like a
puppy even when he was a gray old man. One day out of nowhere he had a
seizure in the middle of the night and the vet deemed it a brain tumor that was
inoperable at his age. So I had to put him down.

Been almost 3 years... and I'm still not over that damn dog.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v1...ics/Jakers.jpg



He did the same trick that Fonzy's dog did.... [img]style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/funny.gif[/img]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v1...cs/Jakers7.jpg


Was an excellent impersonator (of my other friend, Jake)...

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v1...s/TheJakes.jpg


And scared people just by yawning. [img]style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/eek1.gif[/img]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v1...MeDammit01.jpg



And he loved his Pops. [img]style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/cool.gif[/img]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v1...cs/JakeMe4.jpg

FONZY June 22nd, 2005 05:47 PM

Hey steve cool dog man sorry to hear hes gone:(

looks like he enjoyed chewing on large metal objects for a snack [img]style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/bowdown.gif[/img]

purplepeopleeater June 22nd, 2005 06:08 PM

Is it me or have we just found the best picture of steve to photo shop

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v1...cs/JakeMe4.jpg


Sheesh steve with all that slicked back hair you look like me [img]style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/stoned.gif[/img]

HotRodMatt June 22nd, 2005 06:15 PM

Please tell us that pic was taken in the mid 80s so we can forgive the cardigan....

Steve June 22nd, 2005 06:18 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by HotRodMatt@Jun 22 2005, 07:15 PM
Please tell us that pic was taken in the mid 80s so we can forgive the cardigan....
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[img]style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/funny.gif[/img] [img]style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/funny.gif[/img]


What the hell is a cardigan?

JPoner June 22nd, 2005 06:19 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by HotRodMatt@Jun 22 2005, 10:15 PM
Please tell us that pic was taken in the mid 80s so we can forgive the cardigan....
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I like how it's rolled up in that perfect Don Johnson sort of way. Like the cardigans saying "I'm too cool for long sleeves" [img]style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/biggrin.gif[/img]

NICKSTER June 22nd, 2005 06:21 PM

Steve, did you ever try the peanut butter trick? [img]style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/funny.gif[/img] [img]style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/funny.gif[/img]

Steve June 22nd, 2005 06:31 PM

You talking about the shirt?? It's just a button up collored shirt. I can't wear a shirt that fits me with the long sleeves down unless it's like a 2X or larger. I got kinda wide shoulders and they pull em up to mid-forearm. [img]style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/funny.gif[/img]

Go ahead... laugh at my deformity, you bastards. [img]style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/yelling.gif[/img]

[img]style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/funny.gif[/img] [img]style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/funny.gif[/img]

Ok, I just did a google search on "cardigan" and came up with shit like this [img]style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/funny.gif[/img] :

http://www.reinholdt.dk/images/vision-cardigan-big.jpg

You guys suck...

... and I AM, in fact, too cool for long sleeves. [img]style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smokin.gif[/img]

[img]style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/funny.gif[/img] [img]style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/funny.gif[/img]

purplepeopleeater June 22nd, 2005 06:33 PM

Im sorry steve, i didnt mean to start this [img]style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/funny.gif[/img]

NICKSTER June 22nd, 2005 06:37 PM

Steve, what about the peanut butter? [img]style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/Idunno.gif[/img]

Afraid to answer...............Dan might kill you! [img]style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/Idunno.gif[/img]

Steve June 22nd, 2005 06:39 PM

Is this some sexual thing they do in Las Vegas to dogs??

I don't know how to answer your question... I'm not from there... [img]style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/funny.gif[/img]

NICKSTER June 22nd, 2005 06:41 PM

Nah...........I'm just waiting to see Dan's reaction! [img]style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/funny.gif[/img]

Nick June 22nd, 2005 06:42 PM

I don't know, no matter what you put on, a dog's penis just doesn't taste any different [img]style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/funny.gif[/img] I kid....

Steve June 22nd, 2005 08:15 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Nick@Jun 22 2005, 07:42 PM
I don't know, no matter what you put on, a dog's penis just doesn't taste any different [img]style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/funny.gif[/img] I kid....
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Nick rules. [img]style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/funny.gif[/img]

vw56ovalchick June 22nd, 2005 08:24 PM

Here is my lil boston this is her the first day I got her she was the same size as my flip flop she weighed about 2 lbs. Now she only weighs about 14lbs and can ruin my flip flop in 30 seconds easy.

ThrasherBill June 22nd, 2005 08:28 PM

Is it just me or does Seteve look a little bit like Gilbert Gottfried in that picture.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v1...cs/JakeMe4.jpg
http://www.mix941.fm/mark_mercedes/i...tgottfried.jpg

ANd never mind that shirt, check out those platform sandals! [img]style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/funny.gif[/img]


Here's 2 of my 3 girls.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v3...eve_toilet.jpg


They don't do tricks.



ThrasheR

vw56ovalchick June 22nd, 2005 08:31 PM

Bill thats so funny you are making fun of his sandles they are doc martins lol. I have to admit I was thinking that I would never picture steve in those type of sandles. I was thinking he looked like the guy who plays the dad in Mr. MOM

BullDog June 22nd, 2005 08:31 PM

Thanx Bill... exactly what I was thinking... but couldnt think of his name. Cross between Gilbert Gottfried and Billy Joel [img]style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/funny.gif[/img]

vw56ovalchick June 22nd, 2005 08:33 PM

Billy Joel good call lol [img]style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/funny.gif[/img] [img]style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/funny.gif[/img] [img]style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/funny.gif[/img]

Steve June 22nd, 2005 08:35 PM

Why do I love you people?

vw56ovalchick June 22nd, 2005 08:39 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Steve@Jun 22 2005, 08:35 PM
Why do I love you people?
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Cause we are freakin hilarious. We keep your life interesting.

ThrasherBill June 22nd, 2005 08:41 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by BullDog@Jun 22 2005, 09:31 PM
Thanx Bill... exactly what I was thinking... but couldnt think of his name. Cross between Gilbert Gottfried and Billy Joel [img]style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/funny.gif[/img]
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Holy fuck that's perfect! [img]style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/funny.gif[/img] [img]style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/funny.gif[/img] [img]style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/funny.gif[/img] [img]style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/funny.gif[/img] [img]style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/funny.gif[/img]


http://www.all-pictures-photos.com/i...el-026-img.jpg

<span style="font-size:36pt;line-height:100%">+</span>

http://www.mix941.fm/mark_mercedes/i...tgottfried.jpg

with a little of

http://www.cinemamontreal.com/images...haelkeaton.jpg

<span style="font-size:36pt;line-height:100%">=</span>

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v1...cs/JakeMe4.jpg


[img]style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/funny.gif[/img] [img]style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/funny.gif[/img] [img]style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/funny.gif[/img] [img]style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/funny.gif[/img] [img]style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/funny.gif[/img] [img]style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/funny.gif[/img] [img]style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/funny.gif[/img] [img]style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/funny.gif[/img] [img]style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/funny.gif[/img]


ThrasheR

vw56ovalchick June 22nd, 2005 08:42 PM

Bill we are way to funny!!! [img]style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/funny.gif[/img] [img]style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/funny.gif[/img] [img]style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/Dancing.gif[/img] [img]style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/Dancing.gif[/img]

PAPA_SMURF June 22nd, 2005 08:44 PM

[img]http://rds.yahoo.com/S=96062883/K=beetlejuice/v=2/SID=e/l=IVS/SIG=11mulfte1/EXP=1119588371/*-http%3A//www.ed-wood.net/beetle1.jpg[/img]

Beetlejuice? [img]style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/funny.gif[/img]



or beetle juice?

http://www.nachunsnurnullen.de/surfer/beetlejuice.jpg

sorry, had to do it... [img]style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/cool.gif[/img]

Chris June 22nd, 2005 08:44 PM

http://l00063.myspace.com/00063/00/18/63228100_m.jpg


http://c.myspace.com/00065/01/95/65085910_m.jpg

She does cute, and he'll eat all the beef jerky and donuts you'll give him.

Steve June 22nd, 2005 09:25 PM

That's it... I'm going to bed.

Heidi loves me.

I need cuddling. [img]style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/funny.gif[/img]

vwuberalles June 23rd, 2005 04:01 AM

here's my cat, bora, doing his adolf hitler impersonation.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v1...heast/bora.jpg

walt June 23rd, 2005 06:43 AM

My two go to work with me every day. There job is to keep papers from blowing off the desk.

skaterwithasquare June 23rd, 2005 07:09 AM

omg bill... [img]style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/bowdown.gif[/img]

okay okay okay...growing up my mom was the director of Kern Valley Wildlife Rescue. We had federal permits for everything but bears and bald eagles.

discoloredcurrency June 23rd, 2005 07:26 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by skaterwithasquare@Jun 23 2005, 09:09 AM
omg bill... [img]style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/bowdown.gif[/img]

okay okay okay...growing up my mom was the director of Kern Valley Wildlife Rescue. We had federal permits for everything but bears and bald eagles.
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that's cool.

one time we had a pet beaver. that thing was cool as crap. it sounded like a human baby when it cried. we had it for 3 months and my dad said it was old enough to live on it's on in our pond. i told him that i read they stayed with thier mothers for 3 years but he released him anyway and he ended up dead a week later.

vwfanatic June 23rd, 2005 07:28 AM

walt - great pics of the kids

and the kids in my pic arent mine....they arer about 2% of the residents of a good friend's rescue. I go there to do "lap duty"

even strays need loving [img]style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/wub.gif[/img]

walt June 23rd, 2005 08:13 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by discoloredcurrency@Jun 23 2005, 08:26 AM
one time we had a pet beaver. that thing was cool as crap. it sounded like a human baby when it cried. we had it for 3 months and my dad said it was old enough to live on it's on in our pond. i told him that i read they stayed with thier mothers for 3 years but he released him anyway and he ended up dead a week later.
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Thanks for that heart warming story. It reminds me of a limerick from when I was a kid. It goes something like this:

"I found a birdie in the snow
It's wing was broken
that I know
I took it home and fed it bread
and then I crushed it's fucking head."

[img]style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/funny.gif[/img] [img]style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/FreakinSmiley.gif[/img] [img]style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/funny.gif[/img]

Don't blame me............I didn't write it. I'm just bad enough to repeat it.

vwfanatic June 23rd, 2005 08:26 AM

WALT!!!! [img]style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/yelling.gif[/img]

RATRODVW June 23rd, 2005 08:35 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by walt@Jun 23 2005, 09:13 AM
"I found a birdie in the snow
It's wing was broken
that I know
I took it home and fed it bread
and then I crushed it's fucking head."

[img]style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/funny.gif[/img] [img]style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/FreakinSmiley.gif[/img] [img]style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/funny.gif[/img]

Don't blame me............I didn't write it. I'm just bad enough to repeat it.
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[img]style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/funny.gif[/img] [img]style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/funny.gif[/img] [img]style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/funny.gif[/img]

discoloredcurrency June 23rd, 2005 09:10 AM

[img]style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/funny.gif[/img] [img]style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/thumbsup.gif[/img]

73vwrodder June 23rd, 2005 09:45 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by vwfanatic@Jun 23 2005, 08:26 AM
WALT!!!! [img]style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/yelling.gif[/img]
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[img]style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/funny.gif[/img] i Love cats.

discoloredcurrency June 23rd, 2005 10:04 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by 73vwrodder@Jun 23 2005, 11:45 AM
[img]style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/funny.gif[/img] i Love cats.
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me too!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v3.../stfuparty.jpg

FlatFourVW June 23rd, 2005 10:11 AM

Me and my dog

http://flatfourvw.com/shared/humpdog.gif

cdubvdub June 23rd, 2005 11:09 AM

2 of my labs. Mom(honie) on the left her pup on the right. I love these dogs to death. They are awsome especially the one on the right(bessy) she'll eat anything and everything. The pic is old shes alot fatter now [img]style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/funny.gif[/img]
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v3...s/CIMG0227.jpg

cdubvdub June 23rd, 2005 11:09 AM

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v3...4-11-17001.jpg
another old pic

73vwrodder June 23rd, 2005 01:13 PM

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v3...r/73380b4f.jpghttp://img.photobucket.com/albums/v3...r/DCP_0303.jpg

The first one is named foxy and the second one is jake.
They are so awsome.
they also can't do tricks [img]style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/hello.gif[/img] [img]style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/biggrin.gif[/img]

gowjobs June 23rd, 2005 01:44 PM

LOOKIT MAH BAWLS!
http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y16...otos/fael3.jpg

This is my pup, Faelcor. He's half pit-bull and half akita/chow mix. Nine years old, and still a "good boy."

bigguy June 23rd, 2005 02:26 PM

my dog knawing on my feet.5 yr old rotweiler

busguy71 June 23rd, 2005 03:06 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by bigguy@Jun 23 2005, 02:26 PM
my dog knawing on my feet.5 yr old rotweiler
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dude, take that dog to the next show! if you dont have a car, you need a dog [img]style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/funny.gif[/img]

bigguy June 23rd, 2005 03:10 PM

just what i need my dog running after the other dogs.she would be great as long as i had a muzzle for her dont want to get sued for a posible accidental bit of a child.she is always good here and around my nephews but you never know.

NICKSTER June 23rd, 2005 05:21 PM

My 11 year old daughter, Janine, said this is "way too cool" [img]style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/Dancing.gif[/img]



http://tinyurl.com/52ydx

gowjobs June 23rd, 2005 05:28 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by NICKSTER@Jun 23 2005, 05:21 PM
My 11 year old daughter, Janine, said this is "way too cool" [img]style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/Dancing.gif[/img]



http://tinyurl.com/52ydx
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I agree. That little bird is amazing.

hotrodheb June 23rd, 2005 09:41 PM

Here are my two fur balls!

Rosie the Golden Retriever and her favorite hobby...
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v2...eous/Rosie.jpg

My daughter Rachel loving up [img]style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/funny.gif[/img] our little Chihuahua/Rat Terrier Maddie...
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v2...ous/Maddie.jpg

skaterwithasquare June 23rd, 2005 09:49 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by gowjobs+Jun 23 2005, 06:28 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(gowjobs @ Jun 23 2005, 06:28 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-NICKSTER@Jun 23 2005, 05:21 PM
My 11 year old daughter, Janine, said this is "way too cool" [img]style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/Dancing.gif[/img]



http://tinyurl.com/52ydx
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I agree. That little bird is amazing.
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HOLY CRAP! that bird was about the coolest thing I've ever seen!

vwcalbug June 23rd, 2005 10:03 PM

just a note....ROBS DOGS ARE FUCKING ANNNOOOYYYINNNGGGG they NEVER stop barking...they bark at the wind, the grinding, even the FAMILY!! and sometimes for no damn reason-JustinD

vwfanatic June 24th, 2005 03:27 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by vwcalbug@Jun 24 2005, 02:03 AM
just a note....ROBS DOGS ARE FUCKING ANNNOOOYYYINNNGGGG they NEVER stop barking...they bark at the wind, the grinding, even the FAMILY!! and sometimes for no damn reason-JustinD
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funny.....that's the same thing rob said about you [img]style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/ohmy.gif[/img] [img]style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/rollingeyes.gif[/img]


[img]style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/funny.gif[/img] [img]style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/funny.gif[/img] [img]style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/funny.gif[/img]

speedfreak June 24th, 2005 05:44 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by vwfanatic+Jun 24 2005, 04:27 AM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(vwfanatic @ Jun 24 2005, 04:27 AM)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-vwcalbug@Jun 24 2005, 02:03 AM
just a note....ROBS DOGS ARE FUCKING ANNNOOOYYYINNNGGGG they NEVER stop barking...they bark at the wind, the grinding, even the FAMILY!! and sometimes for no damn reason-JustinD
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funny.....that's the same thing rob said about you [img]style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/ohmy.gif[/img] [img]style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/rollingeyes.gif[/img]


[img]style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/funny.gif[/img] [img]style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/funny.gif[/img] [img]style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/funny.gif[/img]
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[img]style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/funny.gif[/img] [img]style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/funny.gif[/img] [img]style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/funny.gif[/img] [img]style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/funny.gif[/img] [img]style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/funny.gif[/img]

RATRODVW June 24th, 2005 07:34 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by vwcalbug@Jun 23 2005, 11:03 PM
just a note....ROBS DOGS ARE FUCKING ANNNOOOYYYINNNGGGG they NEVER stop barking...they bark at the wind, the grinding, even the FAMILY!! and sometimes for no damn reason-JustinD
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They are dogs...and dogs do that. I'm sure if they could talk they wouldn't bark as much. But they don't, so that's how they communicate with you. It really gets me when our neighbor bitches about our other neighbor's dogs barking. They bark constantly, and he squirts them with the hose. They bark more. We tell the dogs through the fence that it's their neighbors and they stop barking... [img]style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/Idunno.gif[/img] When a dog barks it wants something, usually attention. Give it to them and they shut up... [img]style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/wink.gif[/img]

73vwrodder June 24th, 2005 11:06 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Matchanu@Jun 24 2005, 07:58 AM
Mmmmm, dog burger.
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[img]style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/cry.gif[/img] [img]style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/yelling.gif[/img]

Nick June 24th, 2005 11:53 AM

I'm not much of a meat eater right now (I should mention that first) but I've had dog before, I was too young to remember it though (probably 3 or so at the time). Nothing wrong with it IMO, just most Westerners would think it's wrong because it's been really domesticated, became the closest to a child/family member in most people's eyes w/o being a human. But in reality no different from eating a duck or a pig. I wouldn't go around killing neighborhood dogs for a meal or anything. [img]style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/Sawzallsmiley.gif[/img]

1slo3 June 24th, 2005 01:30 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by ThrasherBill+Jun 22 2005, 08:41 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(ThrasherBill @ Jun 22 2005, 08:41 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-BullDog@Jun 22 2005, 09:31 PM
Thanx Bill... exactly what I was thinking... but couldnt think of his name. Cross between Gilbert Gottfried and Billy Joel [img]style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/funny.gif[/img]
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Holy fuck that's perfect! [img]style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/funny.gif[/img] [img]style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/funny.gif[/img] [img]style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/funny.gif[/img] [img]style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/funny.gif[/img] [img]style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/funny.gif[/img]


http://www.all-pictures-photos.com/i...el-026-img.jpg

<span style="font-size:36pt;line-height:100%">+</span>

http://www.mix941.fm/mark_mercedes/i...tgottfried.jpg

with a little of

http://www.cinemamontreal.com/images...haelkeaton.jpg

<span style="font-size:36pt;line-height:100%">=</span>

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v1...cs/JakeMe4.jpg


[img]style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/funny.gif[/img] [img]style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/funny.gif[/img] [img]style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/funny.gif[/img] [img]style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/funny.gif[/img] [img]style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/funny.gif[/img] [img]style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/funny.gif[/img] [img]style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/funny.gif[/img] [img]style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/funny.gif[/img] [img]style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/funny.gif[/img]


ThrasheR
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<span style="font-size:12pt;line-height:100%"><span style="color:red">I am the Batman</span></span>

purplepeopleeater June 24th, 2005 02:02 PM

step right up and get you very own steve avatar.

Can be added to any picture with very little work [img]style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/biggrin.gif[/img]

Steve June 24th, 2005 02:45 PM

Fuckers.



[img]style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/funny.gif[/img]

purplepeopleeater June 24th, 2005 03:05 PM

just flicken monkey poo at ya.


I cant insult the man with the t-shirt hookups...And after seeing you cry after we gave u that signed picture of the rat patrol its been [img]style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/wub.gif[/img] ever since


[img]style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/funny.gif[/img]

Quote:

Originally posted by Steve@Jun 24 2005, 02:45 PM
Fuckers.



[img]style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/funny.gif[/img]
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hotrodheb June 24th, 2005 10:10 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by vwcalbug@Jun 23 2005, 11:03 PM
just a note....ROBS DOGS ARE FUCKING ANNNOOOYYYINNNGGGG they NEVER stop barking...they bark at the wind, the grinding, even the FAMILY!! and sometimes for no damn reason-JustinD
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[img]style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/imwithstupid.gif[/img] Yeah, whatever BITCH! [img]style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/fingerclear.gif[/img] [img]style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/mad.gif[/img] [img]style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/fingerclear.gif[/img]

They are just telling you that you smell bad! [img]style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/funny.gif[/img]



Thanks for the backup Dan and Brian! [img]style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/thumbsup.gif[/img]

vwuberalles June 25th, 2005 05:15 AM

not my cat but a cat nonetheless...

kittycat

lancelot link June 25th, 2005 05:39 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by walt@Jun 23 2005, 08:13 AM
It reminds me of a limerick from when I was a kid. It goes something like this:

"I found a birdie in the snow
It's wing was broken
that I know
I took it home and fed it bread
and then I crushed it's fucking head."

[img]style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/funny.gif[/img] [img]style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/FreakinSmiley.gif[/img] [img]style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/funny.gif[/img]

Don't blame me............I didn't write it. I'm just bad enough to repeat it.
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" A strange bird the Cuckoo , it sits on the grass,
Its wings neatly folded , its beak up its ass,
In this strange position , it murmers 'twit , twit' ,
'cos its hard to sing 'cuckoo' , with a beak full of shit..... ''

vwcalbug June 25th, 2005 05:49 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by hotrodheb+Jun 24 2005, 10:10 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(hotrodheb @ Jun 24 2005, 10:10 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-vwcalbug@Jun 23 2005, 11:03 PM
just a note....ROBS DOGS ARE FUCKING ANNNOOOYYYINNNGGGG they NEVER stop barking...they bark at the wind, the grinding, even the FAMILY!! and sometimes for no damn reason-JustinD
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[img]style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/imwithstupid.gif[/img] Yeah, whatever BITCH! [img]style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/fingerclear.gif[/img] [img]style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/mad.gif[/img] [img]style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/fingerclear.gif[/img]

They are just telling you that you smell bad! [img]style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/funny.gif[/img]



Thanks for the backup Dan and Brian! [img]style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/thumbsup.gif[/img]
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haha, it wasn't the smell, it was all that damn bondo dust they were inhaling!!
[img]style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/thumbsup.gif[/img] -JustinD

Mrs. Manx June 26th, 2005 08:50 AM

Here is Sassy enjoying his favorite pass time...

http://exphose.com/albumtn.aspx/mid_...c910699928.jpg


Or maybe its this...

http://exphose.com/albumtn.aspx/mid_...i206750470.jpg


But if I can just figure out how to get him to do this after he is all wet I won't have to water the tree anymore...


http://exphose.com/albumtn.aspx/mid_...C17F1D15C8.jpg

Iris is trying to teach him how to be a watch cat, but he is too easily distracted...

http://exphose.com/albumtn.aspx/mid_...j220881635.jpg

73vwrodder June 26th, 2005 06:19 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Mrs. Manx@Jun 26 2005, 08:50 AM
Here is Sassy enjoying his favorite pass time...

http://exphose.com/albumtn.aspx/mid_...c910699928.jpg


Or maybe its this...

http://exphose.com/albumtn.aspx/mid_...i206750470.jpg


But if I can just figure out how to get him to do this after he is all wet I won't have to water the tree anymore...


http://exphose.com/albumtn.aspx/mid_...C17F1D15C8.jpg

Iris is trying to teach him how to be a watch cat, but he is too easily distracted...

http://exphose.com/albumtn.aspx/mid_...j220881635.jpg
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I want a watch cat [img]style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/FreakinSmiley.gif[/img]

vwfanatic June 27th, 2005 03:48 AM

wow....another tub drinker.....my cat junior, has to be in the shower with me, and we have to leave the tub faucet trickeling all the time.....

whitelightning June 28th, 2005 05:12 PM

here is my parrot greg.if you let him see himself in the bathroom mirror he slams his beek against the glas and if you blast music or put him on your shoulder while you turn on the water focet he will go crazy and bang his head

CMD June 28th, 2005 09:27 PM

This obviously isn't my bird,but it's smarter than some of my relatives!! [img]style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/funny.gif[/img]
http://tinyurl.com/52ydx
CMD

NICKSTER June 28th, 2005 09:53 PM

CMD.............I already put the bird up ! Post #54 [img]style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/funny.gif[/img]

CMD June 29th, 2005 07:13 AM

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Originally posted by NICKSTER@Jun 29 2005, 12:53 AM
CMD.............I already put the bird up ! Post #54 [img]style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/funny.gif[/img]
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OOPS! [img]style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/imwithstupid.gif[/img] I hate it when that happens! [img]style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/sad.gif[/img]
Sorry. [img]style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tongue.gif[/img]
CMD

FONZY March 30th, 2006 07:23 AM

http://i26.photobucket.com/albums/c1...Ididntdoit.jpg

What mess? I dodn't make any mess! What the hell you talkin bout!?

blacktruck March 30th, 2006 08:09 AM

[attachmentid=10140]
Poncho,Charro and Magnus.The cat will bite and pull over the garbage the pit-bull is a big wimp

BrokenBeetle66 March 30th, 2006 08:48 AM

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Poncho,Charro and Magnus.The cat will bite and pull over the garbage the pit-bull is a big wimp
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Your dog is crazy dude. She ate the covering off a tennis ball in like 10 minutes when I was there. [img]style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/funny.gif[/img] It's funny that a big dog is such a scaredy-cat. [img]style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/cool.gif[/img]

SlamIt70 March 30th, 2006 09:46 AM

Just click here.... You'll see.... and When you do.... Try not to shit yourself.

FONZY..... I'm sure this dog is cool and a wonderful pet but.... God damnit that is the ugliest fuckin Dog I've ever seen. [img]style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/Dancing.gif[/img] [img]style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/Idunno.gif[/img] [img]style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/wub.gif[/img]

FONZY March 30th, 2006 01:54 PM

*Mrs. Fonzarelli*

My dog is not fucking ugly. Your bug looks like a big pile of shit! and you dick is prolly small too!

and shes not UGLY! t was a bad picture.. she was HALF ASLEEP! Look at your wife, shes ugly! no dont say that! thats mean...

tell him to kiss my ass shes not UGLY!

thats it...


STOP doing that! don't type everything I am saying!

You dumbass!

KK916 March 30th, 2006 01:57 PM

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(FONZY @ Mar 30 2006, 02:54 PM) Quoted post</div><div class='quotemain'>
*Mrs. Fonzarelli*

My dog is not fucking ugly. Your bug looks like a big pile of shit! and you dick is prolly small too!

and shes not UGLY! t was a bad picture.. she was HALF ASLEEP! Look at your wife, shes ugly! no dont say that! thats mean...

tell him to kiss my ass shes not UGLY!

thats it...


STOP doing that! don't type everything I am saying!

You dumbass!
[/b][/quote]

[img]style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/funny.gif[/img] [img]style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/funny.gif[/img] [img]style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/funny.gif[/img] [img]style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/funny.gif[/img] [img]style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/funny.gif[/img] [img]style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/funny.gif[/img] [img]style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/funny.gif[/img] [img]style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/funny.gif[/img] This might just be the funniest thing I've read in awhile...

bci13 March 30th, 2006 07:34 PM

My retarded pitbulls. They're both males [img]style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/Idunno.gif[/img]

http://i50.photobucket.com/albums/f3...Spank01032.jpg

[img]style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/Sawzallsmiley.gif[/img] [img]style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/welderface.gif[/img] [img]style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/stoned.gif[/img]

gowjobs March 30th, 2006 07:56 PM

My new dog, Uggi:

http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y16...op_450x600.jpg
http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y16...gi/uggi005.jpg
http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y16...gi/uggi001.jpg

bci13 March 30th, 2006 07:58 PM

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My new dog, Uggi:

http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y16...op_450x600.jpg
http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y16...gi/uggi005.jpg
http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y16...gi/uggi001.jpg
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That's a nice dog. Blue Pit, right?

gowjobs March 30th, 2006 08:01 PM

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That's a nice dog. Blue Pit, right?
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He's a little small and short-muzzled for a true Pit Bull... think he's American Statfordshire Terrier. Either way, he's freakin' hilarious. He brings me my boots when he wants me to take him out, and we haven't even had him three weeks yet!

blacktruck March 30th, 2006 08:02 PM

pits are like humans...they'll hump all kinds of weird shit.My son is charro's fav,and shes a bitch.


[img]style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/blink.gif[/img] it is san francisco

gowjobs March 30th, 2006 08:13 PM

We've had a lot of fun on this thread, and I noticed we have a lot of pit bulls and similar dogs. I figured that some of you may not be aware what some U.S. cities and Ontario Canada are doing. It's being termed "Breed-Specific Legislation", and Denver and Ontario have gone as far as to go into homes and remove dogs that have been deemed illegal - they are then euthanized.

This slideshow is kinda rough to watch, but...

http://www.archive.org/download/NikkiWeidn...y_again_lrg.wmv

blacktruck March 30th, 2006 08:28 PM

I'm not even gonna look at that but here in the republic(thanks Jon)of san francisco they just made us spay the damn dog.the effin politicians were tryin to pull that pitbullban shit here but the dog lovers made it go away for now
what the hell is next illegal breeds of people?

FONZY March 30th, 2006 08:48 PM

Dog breeding in its earliest stages was carried out systematically, with the desire for specialization. The selection for performance, complemented by the breeding for suitable body forms, leads to the formation of breeds. The task of the fighting dog demanded specific basic anatomical traits and temperamental features. Unfortunately, Pit Bulls are one of the most common breeds to be used as a fighter or attack dog ... they are common and generally inexspensive compared to a full blood german shepherd or doberman pincher.

One of the most unbelievable fucktard things that is done is 'inbreeding'. this is HIGHLY common in the 'american' pit bull (breed)... they are inbred generation after generation until the pups are half insane and generally deformed. The 'rejects' are killed and the 'deformed' dogs that show larger builds, bigger bites and higher degrees of agressiveness are kept and used towards the next generation.

This has essentially ruined this breed and it's reputaion in the eyes of the general public, as well as flagrant disregard for HUMAN safety by (VERY FEW) pitbull owners who use thier animal as a weapon, often maiming or killing someone in the process. Personally I think the damn things are awesome animals, HIGHLY intelligent and pretty damn good home security. (they just have that LOOK, ya know?)

Unfortunately not enough people have any freakin idea how to raise, control, train, discipline or care for thier dogs...

The ones that are left outside , day in, day out, year round, on a 10' chain, with no shade, and the 'I forgot to feed/water her today... again'... the only social contact being when somoene HAS to go in the backyard to get something or take out the trash... ( I had a good friend I had to turn in to the authorities for this very thing.. the last straw was one day I came over to his house and the dog's ribs were showing and she was tangled up in her own chain, down to about 3', laying in her own waste, and the guy wouldn't help or feed it ... that "ugly" brown mutt shown in my previous posts is that dog)

Or the dipshits who let thier 14 year old daughter take BOTH of thier 175LB whatevers out for a walk by herself... at the same time...

Or the assinine old ladies who think it's cruel to tell thier god damned 3 lb. chihuahua to shut THE FUCK UP at 2 in the morning when it is just barking and barking and barking at nothing at fuckin all...

The world is full of idiots, and unfortunately enough of em have managed to really fuck it up for pit bull lovers :(

ThrasherBill March 30th, 2006 10:16 PM

Not as big as a pit but just as fear inducing ( to some [img]style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/Idunno.gif[/img] ) This is the biggest of our three rats, Eve.


http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a2...s/DSCF0009.jpg


For perspective, my wrist is about 3" across [img]style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/cool.gif[/img]


ThrasheR

blacktruck March 30th, 2006 10:47 PM

Bill isn't an abbreviation of Willard is it?

Cat Box March 31st, 2006 06:14 AM

how come your rat isnt pinstripped, i thouhgt that pinstripers needed practice on everything. actually nothing in that picture is. you should shave him to have a mohawk down his back and flames pinstriped on his sides.

SlamIt70 March 31st, 2006 08:19 AM

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(FONZY @ Mar 30 2006, 02:54 PM) Quoted post</div><div class='quotemain'>
*Mrs. Fonzarelli*

My dog is not fucking ugly. Your bug looks like a big pile of shit! and you dick is prolly small too!

and shes not UGLY! t was a bad picture.. she was HALF ASLEEP! Look at your wife, shes ugly! no dont say that! thats mean...

tell him to kiss my ass shes not UGLY!

thats it...


STOP doing that! don't type everything I am saying!

You dumbass!
[/b][/quote]


LOL I'm just playing with ya FONZY that dogs pretty bad ass looking in that picture... I've got some of my Dog looking pretty retarded himself so no worries but seriously... [img]style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/imwithstupid.gif[/img]

Ian March 31st, 2006 08:25 AM

Yes, FUCK THE PITBULL BAN. Most bullshit I've seen in years.

I love nice pitbulls and wouldn't mind owning one. It sucks that lawmakers think they can tell ya what to do. [img]style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/fingerclear.gif[/img]

tequilla March 31st, 2006 08:50 AM

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(bci13 @ Mar 30 2006, 08:34 PM) Quoted post</div><div class='quotemain'>
My retarded pitbulls. They're both males [img]style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/Idunno.gif[/img]

http://i50.photobucket.com/albums/f3...Spank01032.jpg

[img]style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/Sawzallsmiley.gif[/img] [img]style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/welderface.gif[/img] [img]style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/stoned.gif[/img]
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Sparky........ sit...... Sparky.....don't be gay!!!

FONZY March 31st, 2006 11:34 AM

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(SlamIt70 @ Mar 31 2006, 11:19 AM) Quoted post</div><div class='quotemain'>
LOL I'm just playing with ya FONZY that dogs pretty bad ass looking in that picture... I've got some of my Dog looking pretty retarded himself so no worries but seriously... [img]style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/imwithstupid.gif[/img]
[/b][/quote]

Oh I know man:) no worries...

I just couldn't get the misses to STFU... she doesn't get the joke:)
yeah I think my dog is just cuter than fuck:) rescued her from an ex-friend who wasn't feeding her or anything... my wife was just yelling at me to type what she had to say in response and I figured you kids would get a good laugh out of it:)

later skaterz

bci13 March 31st, 2006 12:00 PM

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<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(bci13 @ Mar 30 2006, 08:34 PM) Quoted post</div><div class='quotemain'>
My retarded pitbulls. They're both males [img]style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/Idunno.gif[/img]

http://i50.photobucket.com/albums/f3...Spank01032.jpg

[img]style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/Sawzallsmiley.gif[/img] [img]style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/welderface.gif[/img] [img]style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/stoned.gif[/img]
[/b][/quote]


Sparky........ sit...... Sparky.....don't be gay!!!
[/b][/quote]
What can I say, they like to f**k and eat people.

[img]style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/Sawzallsmiley.gif[/img] [img]style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/welderface.gif[/img] [img]style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/stoned.gif[/img]


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