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Old March 5th, 2003, 11:52 AM   #49
SteveE
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The Pastor's Donkey
A pastor wanted to raise money for his church and on
being told that there was a fortune in horse-racing,
decided to purchase one and enter it in the races.
However, at the local auction, the going price for a
horse was so high that he ended up buying a donkey
instead. He figured that since he had it, he might as
well go ahead and enter it in the races. To his
surprise, the donkey came in third. The next day the
local paper carried this headline:
PASTOR'S ASS SHOWS
The pastor was so pleased with the donkey that he
entered it in the race again, and this time it won.
The local paper read:
PASTOR'S ASS OUT FRONT
The Bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity
that he ordered the pastor not to enter the donkey in
another race. The next day, the local paper headline
read:
BISHOP SCRATCHES PASTOR'S ASS
This was too much for the bishop, so he ordered the
pastor to get rid of the donkey. The pastor decided to
give it to a nun in a nearby convent.
The local paper, hearing of the news, posted the
following headline the next day:
NUN HAS BEST ASS IN TOWN
The bishop fainted. He informed the nun that she would
have to get rid of the donkey, so she sold it to a
farmer for ten dollars. The next day the paper read:
NUN SELLS ASS FOR $10.00
This was too much for the bishop, so he ordered the
nun to buy back the donkey and lead it to the plains
where it could run wild. The next day the headlines
read:
NUN ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS WILD AND FREE.
The bishop was buried the next day.
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