[MrChainsaw]

If I let you use my tools, don't expect me to help you.
If I don't let you use my tools, it's not happening.
If I use my tools, it's not free.

You break it, you buy me two more.

Bring beer. If you bring whiskey, don't expect too much. And don't forget the cigarettes.

I didn't buy this so that you wouldn't have to.

I could go on all day I think.