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Old August 10th, 2006, 09:15 AM   #576
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I'm pretty sure the political joke thing was just a joke. I can plainly tell that it is just a joke that was sent to works2hard and decided to repost it. I know this place is in no way a place to talk politics but that post was obviously posted as just a political joke and not a statement. This is the thread to put shit you think is funny right? I don't think it's something anyone needs to get butt hurt about.

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Old August 10th, 2006, 09:17 AM   #577
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just reminding is all just in case it was meant in any other way.doesnt matter to me any way just trying to help keep people out of trouble is all.enjoy the show(kinda like the circus we live in on here)
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Old August 10th, 2006, 09:54 AM   #578
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While being an independent thinker I found this. I hope it wasn't already posted. I still laughing from the Elephant joke! "Wrong Elephant" .........

On the lighter side........again

On the farm lived a chicken and a horse, both of
whom loved to play together. One day the two were playing, when the
horse fell into a bog and began to sink. Scared for his life, the horse
whinnied for the chicken to go get the farmer for help!
off the chicken ran, back to the farm. Arriving at the farm, he
searched and searched for the farmer, but to no avail, for he had gone
to town with the only tractor.

Running around, the chicken spied the farmer's new Harley. Finding the
keys in the ignition, the chicken sped off with a length of rope hoping
he still had time to save his friend's life.

Back at the bog, the horse was surprised, but happy, to see the chicken
arrive on the shiny Harley; and he managed to get a hold of the loop of
rope the chicken tossed to him. After tying the other end to the rear
bumper of the farmer's bike, the chicken then drove slowly forward and,
with the aid of the powerful bike, rescued the horse!

Happy and proud, the chicken rode the Harley back to the farmhouse, and
the farmer was none the wiser when he returned.

The friendship between the two animals was cemented: Best Buddies. Best
Pals.

A few weeks later, the chicken fell into a mud pit; and soon he, too,
began to sink and cried out to the horse to save his life!

The horse thought a moment, walked over, and straddled the large
puddle. Looking underneath, he told the chicken to grab his hangy-down
thing, and he would then lift him out of the pit. The chicken got a
good grip, and the horse pulled him up and out, saving his life.

The moral of the story?



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Old August 10th, 2006, 10:01 AM   #579
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ROFLMAO...

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think for thy self and not rely on others to make desicions for you and this world would run better.as far as political not the right place for it.there are other places to bring up this kind of stuff.dont need members getting in an argument or views of others. we are all different in thinking and i dont want to hear about this shit.and now back to your normaly bradcasted threads of cars women and (MEN) i know carlen you dont like the ass shaking in my signature as stated in the card you sent to my parents house(i tried looking for a man shaking his ass but with no luck) for those females that want to talk about them
I agree,
oh and Nathanial, I looked for a guy shaker too, ,,, I married him!
It's all in good fun around here, that's why we get along so well! Just be glad I don't post ALL the basher mail I come across!

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Old August 11th, 2006, 10:42 AM   #581
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Old August 11th, 2006, 11:38 PM   #582
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oh and Nathanial, I looked for a guy shaker too, ,,, I married him!
It's all in good fun around here, that's why we get along so well! Just be glad I don't post ALL the basher mail I come across!

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hahaah 10 extra points for the melons in the VW wooooo
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this may be way to early for some, but this may wake up alot ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,


I believe in these difficult and mean-spirited times in which we live there needs to be a message of hope. Just a single image that speaks to us of love, harmony, peace and joy. An image that suggests the universal brotherhood of man. I have found that image, and I ask that all of you take a moment to be inspired by it.



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A man approached the minister at his church...."Reverend," he said,
"We have a problem. My wife keeps falling asleep during your sermons.
It's very embarrassing, not to mention disrespectful. What can I do?"
"I've noticed this and have an idea if you're up to the task," said
the minister. "Take this hat pin with you. I can see when Mrs. Jones
is sleeping, and I will motion to you. When I motion, you give her a
good poke in the leg with the hat pin.
In church the following Sunday, Mrs.. Jones dozed off. Noticing this,
the preacher put his plan to work. "And who made the ultimate
sacrifice for you?" he said nodding to Mr. Jones.
"Jesus!" Mrs. Jones cried out as her husband jabbed her in the leg
with the sharp hat pin. "Yes! You are correct, Mrs. Jones!" came the
minister's quick reply.
Mrs. Jones then turned and glared angrily at her husband.
Soon, Mrs. Jones again nodded off. The minister noticed. "Who is your
redeemer?" he asked the congregation, motioning toward Mr. Jones.
"My God!", howled Mrs. Jones as she was stuck again with the pin.
"Right again!", bellowed the minister, a slight grin on his face.
Mrs. Jones again gave her husband a real hard threatening glare.
Before long, though, she again nodded off. This time however, the
minister did not notice. As he picked up the tempo of his sermon, he
made a few hand gestures that Mr. Jones mistook as signals to sharply
poke his wife with the hat pin again.
The minister asked, "And what did Eve say to Adam after she bore him
his 99th son?"
Mrs. Jones jumped up and shouted, "You stick that thing in me one
more time and I'll break it in half and shove it where the sun don't
shine!"
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these aren't funny, but they are cool,,,,,
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Old August 16th, 2006, 02:27 PM   #589
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HAHAHA!!!
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Old August 17th, 2006, 10:17 AM   #590
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Funny!! Especially for us whose native language isn't English...

Misheard lyrics:
Queen - We will rock you
Daluck (some Hindish song...)
Black eyed Peas - My humps
Nightwish - End of all hope (Finnish rockband)
Lordi - Hard rock Halleluja!! (another Finnish rockband)
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Okay... This might be slighty insiderjokes about us Finns but I think you get the picture... These refer to the fact that after over 50 years of participation in the Eurovision song contest Finland finally wins when The Lordi steps on the stage...

So now Finland have to be the host of next years songcontest. These are obviously not the official welcome vids for the event though.. Or are they??

Velkam to Eurovisionsong contest in Finland 2007 part 1
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Why men don't pee sitting down!!

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Customer: "Ok."
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Customer: "No."
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Customer: "No."
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Guys' Rules
Now here are the rules from the male side.
These are our rules!
Please note... these are all numbered "1"
ON PURPOSE!

1. Men are NOT mind readers.

1. Learn to work the toilet seat.
You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down.
We need it up, you need it down.
You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.

1. Sunday sports. It's like the full moon
or the changing of the tides.
Let it be.

1. Shopping is
NOT
a sport.
And no, we are never going to think of it that way.

1. Crying is blackmail.

1. Ask for what you want.
Let us be clear on this one:
Subtle hints do not work!
St! rong hints do not work!
Obvious hints do not work!
Just say it!

1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.

1. Come to us with a problem
only
if you want help solving it. That's what we do.
Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.

1. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a Problem.

See a doctor.

1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument.
In fact,
all
comments become null an d void after 7 Days.

1. If you won't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, don't Expect us to act like soap opera guys.

1. If you think you're fat, you probably are.
Don't ask us.

1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of them makes you sad or angry, then we meant the other one

1. You can either ask us to do something
Or tell us how you want it done.
Not
both.
If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.

1. Whenever possible, Please say whatever you have to say during commercials.

1. Christopher Columbus did
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need directions and neither do we.

1.
ALL
men see in only 16 colors, like
Peach, for example, is a fruit, not a color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.

1. If it itches, it will be scratched.
We do that.

1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," We will act like nothing's wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle, besides we know you will bring it up again later.

1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, Expect an answer you don't want to hear.

1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine...Really.

1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as baseball, the shotgun formation or golf.

1. You have enough clothes.

1. You have too many shoes.

1. I am in shape. Round
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1. Thank you for reading this.
Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight;
But did you know men really don't mind that? It's like camping.
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