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Old April 28th, 2011, 05:12 PM   #26
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Some good ones in there...keep them coming.
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Old April 28th, 2011, 05:21 PM   #28
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Old April 28th, 2011, 05:32 PM   #29
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See Paul's quote in my sig line.
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Old April 28th, 2011, 10:00 PM   #30
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My tools my rules!!!

These tools were paid for with my blood and sweat,

They "DO NOT" leave the property!!

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Old April 29th, 2011, 05:11 AM   #31
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Don't come around looking for help/advice and then ignore it. If you already know how to do it, then stop wasting my time.
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"Shop ignorance will not be tolerated, violators will be beaten with that wooden handle thingie!"
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Welcome to our ool.
Notice there's no "P" in it, let's keep it that way.




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Old April 29th, 2011, 06:58 AM   #34
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When I was a kid our neighbor had that sign at their pool. I thought about getting one for ours but I have one that says:

"NO SWIMSUITS ALLOWED AFTER 10PM"
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Old April 29th, 2011, 07:08 AM   #35
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When my Nieces come to visit, i remind them of the 3 rules for my workshop.

#1--- Safety glasses.

#2--- Take all your fingers with you when you leave.

#3--- Don't get hurt, because then you'll cry,
and I'll get in trouble, and that would be bad.
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When my Nieces come to visit, i remind them of the 3 rules for my workshop.

#1--- Safety glasses.

#2--- Take all your fingers with you when you leave.

#3--- Don't get hurt, because then you'll cry,
and I'll get in trouble, and that would be bad.
REALLY good rules!
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Old April 29th, 2011, 07:34 AM   #37
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Nice thread!! My favorite has always been..

What happens in the Garage, STAYS in the garage

At my buddies junkyard he has a sign that says: Trespassers will be shot, survivors will be violated. and then it says it again in spanish.. nice touch. I'll get a pic next time i'm out there.
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Old April 29th, 2011, 07:43 AM   #39
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Nice thread!! My favorite has always been..

What happens in the Garage, STAYS in the garage

At my buddies junkyard he has a sign that says: Trespassers will be shot, survivors will be violated. and then it says it again in spanish.. nice touch. I'll get a pic next time i'm out there.

I made/printed out a sign for one of the front windows at home, has a circular Smith & Wesson logo with a flag design and the the words "Protected by Smith & Wesson" and under that I typed: "Trespassers will be shot. Survivors will be prosecuted and charged for ammunition."

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Sign my dad kept in his body shop office ~
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Old April 29th, 2011, 09:42 AM   #41
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You are allowed 2 free beers per weekend

My garage, my music

My garage, I get the good chair

You leave it, it's mine.

No handouts

If I do work for you, you bring shop supplies, rags, ear plugs, safety goggles, beer, cut off wheels...

No bitching

My garage, my way or get the fuck out


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If I let you use my tools, don't expect me to help you.
If I don't let you use my tools, it's not happening.
If I use my tools, it's not free.

You break it, you buy me two more.

Bring beer. If you bring whiskey, don't expect too much. And don't forget the cigarettes.

I didn't buy this so that you wouldn't have to.

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PUT TOOLS BACK WHERE THEY BELONG WHEN YOU ARE DONE

CLEAN GREASY TOOLS BEFORE PUTTING AWAY

IF YOU BREAK IT, REPLACE IT~RIGHT NOW! (OR PAY FOR IT)

BEER IS NOT PAYMENT FOR WORK, IT'S THE PRIMER TO GET WORK DONE

I've had the overwhelming desire to kill when people don't wrenches and stuff back where they belong!
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#1--- Safety glasses.

#2--- Take all your fingers with you when you leave.

#3--- Don't get hurt, because then you'll cry,
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Good stuff guys, keep them coming!!
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Rules are subject to change without notice.
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Old April 29th, 2011, 10:04 AM   #43
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If the door is open, It's not an invitation to come in. I'm just trying to cool down the shop.

But if you bring beer, that will buy you a half hour.
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1. Smoke it if ya got it. :)
2. Get your own blinker fluid.
3. No plumber's crack allowed.
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Old April 29th, 2011, 12:18 PM   #46
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To err is human, to forgive is not my policy

If I say no and you do it anyway, I get to kick you in the nuts or punch you in the throat, your choice (I'm nice that way)

No bleeding on the shop floor, if you cut yourself hold it in
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Old April 29th, 2011, 03:12 PM   #49
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Three kinds of work done here "GOOD" "FAST" "CHEAP" You may pick any two and not have the other

good and fast --not cheap

good and cheap--not fast

fast and cheap-- not good
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