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Old January 19th, 2014, 05:52 AM   #51
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Old January 19th, 2014, 07:30 AM   #52
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Popularity contests in life are like a sheep hearding contest. They always try to separate the black sheep from the bunch only to realize the black sheep really don't care. Now JiI will have wild vivid dreams of sheep.
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Old January 19th, 2014, 07:54 AM   #53
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Why haven't hubless wheels become the new vw bug wheel of choice.
It's really not so much the hubless wheels, as the braking systems are way out of sight in pricing on 12" wide hubless rims. BUt I AM working on it.
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I think I need to go to the samba and ask them how to restore a RX4.
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Why is it OK to grow up like a boy to get dirty. But your wife tries for years to keep you clean and not to destroy the " good clothes" .
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Old January 19th, 2014, 12:00 PM   #57
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If Noah had the benefit of hindsight on his ship, he coulda snatched up two unicorns, and left behind the muthafuckin pigs... I hear unicorns are scrumptualescent. (Yes, I made that word up)
love Aesop, but give credit when you quote people, that way it doesn't appear as though you are trying to lay claim to what THEY wrote..
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Why does shit smell so bad coming out but the food going down smells so good.
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When a pig farts, does it smell like bacon or sausage?
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this one got me in trouble on the USS Peleliu... I asked it during a briefing about classified material and the proper disposal of it (someone kept throwing it in the trash instead of the burn bags..)

"If I eat a classified document, do I have to shit in a burn bag until it passes through my system?"
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love Aesop, but give credit when you quote people, that way it doesn't appear as though you are trying to lay claim to what THEY wrote..

That wasn't my intent... I did however make the word scrumptualescent up.
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Old January 20th, 2014, 09:28 PM   #64
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I've heard that word before. It was used in the same sentence as Lunch' time and Calcumalator



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Who was the first to decide:
Lets eat that round thing that bird just shit out..
Lets drink this white stuff this animal has dripping from its teats.

With all the "Buffalo Chicken Wings" being sold and consumed...
How do full size chickens even make it?

Lo Carb beer...really?.... buncha pansies...

It makes absolutely no difference which way the toilet paper is hanging.. be happy its there.

Partly cloudy ....Partly sunny.... WTF.. They are the same..
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Old January 21st, 2014, 10:44 AM   #66
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Let's go lick up that orange goo that is surrounded by those stinging striped bugs....
The glass is half empty/ half full...the glass is too damn big!
Beer? (Or anything alcoholic) Why? It tastes terrible and you get drunk.
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I want to know who caught a lobster and Thought Lets eat this weird looking thing.
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Old January 21st, 2014, 04:56 PM   #68
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I want to know who caught a lobster and Thought Lets eat this weird looking thing.
The same goes for oysters, clams, shrimp, crayfish and mollusks.
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Old January 21st, 2014, 05:44 PM   #69
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The same goes for oysters, clams, shrimp, crayfish and mollusks.
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Grasshoppers, locus, ants, and in Australia, Witchity Grubs! (Large wood grubs that taste like peanuts.)

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Old January 21st, 2014, 06:06 PM   #70
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Grasshoppers, locus, ants, and in Australia, Witchity Grubs! (Large wood grubs that taste like peanuts.)

"Hunger is Natures sauce." (Not mine, I pinched it years ago.)
Very true. I'm a foodie and will try "almost" anything. What some see as exotic, others see as a daily meal. Remember, "Chinese food" in China is just food.....
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Old January 21st, 2014, 11:36 PM   #71
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Damn, for the last 20 minutes I have been reviewing what I knew about Aesop.

Specifically the Aesop that I was taught, the old Greek guy that wrote all the fables.

It confused the shit outta me until I figured out I'm just old and outdated and Aesop is no longer the fable guy but now is a band.

haha, no i love Aesop's fables, as well as Aesop and Son, but yes, Aesop Rock is a hip hop artist. :P
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Old January 22nd, 2014, 05:04 AM   #72
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The egg thing has always given me a laugh, before anyone ever decided to eat one, yet watched them crack open from the inside only to reveal a baby chicken, then one day a bunch just sat there & never turned into a baby chicken, then decided to open it & thought, "Hmmmm, I wonder what that tastes like"

Another thing, I think the movie was "Black Sheep" with Chris Farley & David Spade when they were high from the nitrous tank that leaked & David Spades character started talking about the pronunciation of the word "road" has always made me wonder who got to put names with things, just imagine if the word "shit" meant good, MMM MM, that tastes so shitty I think I'll have some more
That brings up another WTF thought I have had since first hearing about Nostradamus, his description of tanks & planes used in WW II, all that makes me think WTF, but I suppose his visions were nothing like what I'd have come up with if I were to ever try & predict things 400 to 500 years into the future

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Old January 22nd, 2014, 10:39 AM   #73
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haha, no i love Aesop's fables, as well as Aesop and Son, but yes, Aesop Rock is a hip hop artist. :P
Now I need to watch Fractured Fairy Tales and Tennessee Tuxeudo.....
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Old January 22nd, 2014, 09:22 PM   #74
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Why does society and men encourage and think its cool for their sons to engage in sexual encounters when they are teenagers?

"Hell yeah son, get that slut to ride your #@&! or put it in her mouth"

Why do you NOT encourage your daughter to be the one getting bent over the hood or to be putting things in her mouth?


My WTF comes from being a single Dad raising four kids - three of them girls. Every time a young man is encouraged to go do these things - you should keep in mind that you are encouraging him to take advantage of someone's daughter.
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Old January 22nd, 2014, 10:23 PM   #75
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True story. As the father of three sons, I have to worry about three teenage boys. As the father of three teenage daughters you have to worry about them all...
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