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Old December 23rd, 2013, 09:24 PM   #2951
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Funny but sad too...
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Old December 23rd, 2013, 09:30 PM   #2952
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Im not sure what to think about that? I like the fact it has a VHS player in it though!
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Old December 23rd, 2013, 10:39 PM   #2953
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that was a freaking 911. wow. That's a lot of work. Is that chameleon paint or just one hell of a fade job
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Old December 24th, 2013, 07:29 PM   #2954
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Larry finally found the nerve to tell his fiancée that he had to break off their engagement so he could marry another woman.
"Can she cook like I can?" the distraught woman asked between sobs. "Not on her best day," he replied.
"Can she buy you expensive gifts like I do?" "No, she's broke."
"Well, then, is it sex?" "Nobody does it like you, babe."
"Then what can she do that I can't?"

"...Sue me for child support."
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Old December 24th, 2013, 08:23 PM   #2955
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Okay, which one of you did this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lkm1...ature=youtu.be
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Old December 25th, 2013, 05:40 AM   #2956
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Okay, which one of you did this?
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Ummm. Bill did it ?
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Old December 25th, 2013, 08:54 PM   #2957
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I was kinda thinking Charlie or Ray-Dean.....
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Old December 27th, 2013, 02:14 AM   #2958
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Not sure if I ever posted these videos here or not, if I did, sorry

This is what I did back in the 90's & until 2004, now I just light a $20 on fire & call it a day, it's much cheaper

Two rolls of 16,000 firecrackers = 32,000 firecrackers, the 1st video they went off in 17 seconds, the 2nd video was a bit longer






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Old January 8th, 2014, 04:22 PM   #2959
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One of the local ranchers who knows we live near Crawford and are always taking in strays sent me this poster. If I could figure out how to catch and transport her without losing a limb or two...I have a field full of prarie dogs that could stand some thinning out.
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Just thinking....
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Old January 31st, 2014, 11:58 AM   #2961
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Quit thinking, you're scaring the little ones....
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Old January 31st, 2014, 12:18 PM   #2962
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Hear about the guy whose divorce took over a year?
Yea, after it was done life is good😜
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One of my favorite songs is Tom T Hall. "I'm the guy who didn't marry pretty Pamela Brown."
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Old February 3rd, 2014, 07:17 PM   #2965
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I recently became a heroin addict. Now I have an intense desire to have sex with women who saved someone’s life.
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Old February 3rd, 2014, 08:17 PM   #2966
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Old February 3rd, 2014, 10:58 PM   #2967
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Damn Jeff - and you are a professor AND a writer?

READ - heroine





































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Old February 4th, 2014, 12:53 AM   #2968
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Heroin: hair-o-in
Heroine: Here-o-in
They sound totally different to me. Maybe it's my Illinois accent or just attention to sound. I guess that's why I wasn't getting it.
By the way, I'm not a professor. To be a professor you have to have a Phd in your field. I only have two Masters degrees. I'm just a simple graphic arts instructor.
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Old February 4th, 2014, 09:46 AM   #2969
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Its your accent......the rest of the world pronounces them the same.


LOL!
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Old February 4th, 2014, 09:54 AM   #2970
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Its your accent......the rest of the world pronounces them the same.


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It's not my fault if everyone else butchers the English language! Remember, if you loose you khakis in Illinois, you can't find your pants, lose them in Boston and you can't drive.
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2 Masters degrees, that's something to be proud of, hell I wish I had any type of college degree, altho I do consider my self a "Master of Metal"

I been playing with it in all kinds, shapes & forms, making all sorts of things big & small for over 30 years now, but I can't say I'm an expert, still lots for me to learn

One thing I do know, the say the art of making "Damascus" swords is a "lost art" I beg to differ, they just used iron meteorites & forged them together like any other pattern welded sword or knife, I'm sure it's been known for many years, I just know when I first got into knife making, it was called a lost art, I guess a bunch of us knife makers found it

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2 Masters degrees, that's something to be proud of, hell I wish I had any type of college degree, altho I do consider my self a "Master of Metal"

I been playing with it in all kinds, shapes & forms, making all sorts of things big & small for over 30 years now, but I can't say I'm an expert, still lots for me to learn

One thing I do know, the say the art of making "Damascus" swords is a "lost art" I beg to differ, they just used iron meteorites & forged them together like any other pattern welded sword or knife, I'm sure it's been known for many years, I just know when I first got into knife making, it was called a lost art, I guess a bunch of us knife makers found it

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sold off my forge and everyuthing when we lost the house but I saved a 1 1/2" x 30" bar of D2 just incase I get back into it!!
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Old February 7th, 2014, 08:45 PM   #2973
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sold off my forge and everyuthing when we lost the house but I saved a 1 1/2" x 30" bar of D2 just incase I get back into it!!
JJ! Hey, how ya been? Haven't seen you around here in a bit!
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Old February 7th, 2014, 09:41 PM   #2974
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Chasing work, selling off shit, going no where fast, waiting to get another house so I can get back to doing something to make a few bucks or just piss off people either way..
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You need to figure out how to get paid to piss people off!!
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