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Old April 29th, 2014, 06:22 PM   #3001
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Hey Jeff, your avatar reminds me of myself about 10 years ago, I still tell people I'm a professional when it comes to falling, I was able to fall & not make a sound, was tolod I fall with grace
I have since had to slow down, but that's if I'm on ice or roller skates & I haven't been on roller skates in over 25 years, one of my nephews had a birthday party at the roller rink, I was asked to get off & return my skates
I'm good at ice skating, but last time I did that I think I was 12 years old

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Old April 30th, 2014, 07:54 AM   #3002
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So this happened Monday.. haha
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Old April 30th, 2014, 02:02 PM   #3003
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Old April 30th, 2014, 03:46 PM   #3004
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Old April 30th, 2014, 08:42 PM   #3005
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That's funny... Was the guy serious?!
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Old April 30th, 2014, 09:38 PM   #3006
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That's funny... Was the guy serious?!
yeah, he msged me and said he thought it looked cool, he didn't realize it was mine :P

I met him once in a 7-11 parking lot because we both had Challenger R/Ts at the time.. he's since traded his in for an SRT8, but we only really interact on facebook..
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Old May 3rd, 2014, 01:12 PM   #3007
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here's some "mechanical linkage" ;)
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Old May 3rd, 2014, 02:07 PM   #3008
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Postal carrier?
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Harbor Freight right-hand drive conversion kit??
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Would a larger pulley at the wheel make for their Hi-po Quick Steering option?
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Old May 3rd, 2014, 04:17 PM   #3011
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It's all good.....until the belt slips.
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Old May 3rd, 2014, 05:54 PM   #3012
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It's all good.....until the belt slips.

WRONG!! What you meant was it is all good until you hit something and the RH airbag sends the steering wheel through your chest at 5000mph.
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^ Uh, ouch....
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That's the craziest right hand drive conversion I ever did see, altho I think it would be safer to have used a timing type belt to avoid any slippage

Just crazy



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Yup, one good snotty sneeze and you're crossing into the oncoming lane.
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I'm a little surprised they didn't go 100% with it and rig up a periscope like combination of mirrors so they could see the guages :P
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Old May 5th, 2014, 09:54 AM   #3017
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Ma was in the kitchen fiddling around when she hollers out....

"Pa, You need to go out and fix the outhouse!"

Pa replies, "There ain't nuthin wrong with the outhouse."

Ma yells back, "Yes there is, now git out there and fix it."

So.......Pa mosies out to the outhouse, looks around and yells back,

"Ma There ain't nuthin wrong with the outhouse! "

Ma replies, "Stick yur head in the hole!"

Pa yells back, "I ain't stickin my head in that hole!"

Ma says, "Ya have to stick yur head in the hole to see what to fix."

So with that, Pa sticks his head in the hole, looks around and yells back,

"Ma There ain't nuthin wrong with this outhouse!"

Ma hollers back, "Now take your head out of the hole!"

Pa proceeds to pull his head out of the hole, then starts yelling,

"Ma Help! My beard is stuck in the cracks in the toilet seat!"

To which Ma replies,...... "Hurt's, don't it ?!"


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Old May 12th, 2014, 06:23 PM   #3018
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Old May 20th, 2014, 02:43 PM   #3019
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So I’m driving around today in the old beetle minding my own business and I get pulled over.

The cop comes up to the car and asks for my registration and driver’s license. I hand them to him and as he’s looking at them he asks, “Do you know why I stopped you?”

I said “Why, have you forgotten?”
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Old May 20th, 2014, 02:50 PM   #3020
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So I’m driving around today in the old beetle minding my own business and I get pulled over.

The cop comes up to the car and asks for my registration and driver’s license. I hand them to him and as he’s looking at them he asks, “Do you know why I stopped you?”

I said “Why, have you forgotten?”

haha nice :P

The first ticket I ever got, I was probably doing 55+ down a four-lane expressway with a speed limit of 40.. I was ducking and dodging in between cars because it was light rush hour traffic, and I had my stereo cranked up LOUD... (I was like 18 or 19..)

I finally hit a red light, and I'm sitting there, just rocking out with my tunes, oblivious to everything, when I hear a "BANG BANG BANG!" on the passenger window.. Yup, it's a motorcycle cop...

I jump, turn the radio off, roll down the window and he yells in, "PULL THE FUCK OVER!!"

"ahhh, shit, yeah, no problem, as soon as the light turns green i'll hit the curb!"

He follows me over and asks, "Why didn't you stop?"

"I didn't see you.."

"I've been following you with lights and sirens for about a mile and a half, how the fuck did you not see me?"

"Well sir, as you heard, I had the stereo up really loud so I didn't hear your siren, and I wasn't looking in my mirrors because if you were behind me, there was no way I could hit you, i was watching the cars in front of me so I could make a path through them..."


hahaha, he wrote me up for speeding, but left off the part about the "high speed chase" :P
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Old May 21st, 2014, 09:29 PM   #3021
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Here's a cop story for ya

When I was 17 back in 83 (the year I met my wife), a friend & I were at the bowling alley playing pool in their pool hall, about 3:00 am we decide we need to go get something to eat, not sure if any of ya's have heard of "Belly Bombs" AKA "White Castles" I'm purty sure their nation wide if not world wide by now, so we jump into my Big Ford Galaxie 500 with no exhaust at all, well I take that back, I had 2 pipes connected to the exhaust manifolds that I had to cut off a few days earlier when I took my now wife to where they kept her horses, we had to clean the stalls & feed them once a week, my car got stuck, I backed up & the entire exhaust system got pulled out the front of the car, I jacked it up & broke it off, then opened up the ends of the pipes, it was LOUD, so on the way to White Castles I see the light change yellow, I down shift into 2nd (automatic) & gave it everything it had, the light turned red, & who's sitting at that light, a dadgum policeman, he flips on his lights & I pull over, 1st thing he says is, license & registration, I didn't have the registration, then he walks around the car, I had a head light out, a tail light out, a brake light out, no rear bumper, top of the dash was off as I was covering it with blue crush velvet a friend gave me cause it matched my car, then he asks, "where & the hell were you in such a hurry to go"? I said "White Castles", then he starts telling me all the tickets he could write me, speeding, running a red light, head light, tail light, brake light, no bumper, bald tires & the dash board is incomplete, 7 of the 8 things he said were citations, I thought for sure we were gonna be walking, he then tells me "since your only 17 & I doesn't wanna inconveniences your parents going to court as they must have problems to let you drive a car such as you are", then he said " get your Belly Bombs & DO NOT come back to Cheviot (the part of Cincinnati we were in) until you have everything I told you fixed" he followed us 2 blocks, we got our Belly Bombs & went home

Every time I run into the guy that was with me, we both just laugh our heads off about that to this day

The Township I live in, which is Delhi Township, I got ticketed 4 times for that car being to loud, even after I put mufflers on it, but it sat so low that every driveway I'd pull into, it would pull off at least 1 of them, I got stopped when I was going to put one back on, I told the cop to touch it, it just fell off, he reached behind the seat & burnt his finger, then followed me to gas station I worked at where I put it back on, the 4 times I had to go to court for the tickets, a parent had to go as I was only 17, the first time, wouldn't ya know it, my dad knew the judge, my dad had made campaign signs for her husband when he was running for judge before I was even born, she just asked if the car was fixed, he said yes it is, the next 2 times she asked the same question again & same answer, yes, not so lucky the 4th time, she made me give my dad the keys & promise I would never be there again for that same thing, never went back, but I was stopped one last time, when the cop burnt his finger, I knew almost all the police in the Township back then, they awarded me "the loudest car in Delhi for the year 1983" with a warning citation, they hand wrote it on the back side, I lost it in the house fire back in 96, but I had it in a frame hanging on the bedroom wall

One of my best TRUE stories, wait, I have 1 more short one

I got stopped in the same car doing 57 MPH in a 50 MPH zone, I had just picked up a stray dog on the way home from the reservoir lake we all hung out at, it wouldn't stop following me & jumped in my car when I opened the door, little pug looking dog except his nose wasn't so smushed, the dog was in the back seat & jumped out & got his teeth on the cops uniform shirt & ripped a nice hole in it, he laughed at the dog & told me I was lucky it didn't draw blood, told me to slow it down & let me go, that was a crazy day as well, thought for sure when the dog got his shirt I was in trouble, put found dog adds in the paper, didn't get any calls, so my parents let me keep him, called him Smokey cause he bit a cigarette out of my mouth & walked around with it, plus it looked as if he stuck his head into a fire & it smoked his face black, the rest of him was tan, cool little dog


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Old May 23rd, 2014, 08:20 AM   #3022
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I seem to be missing a lot of cookies lately....?
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A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal, it's throat is very small. The little girl stated Jonah was swallowed by a whale. Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible. The little girl said :When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah." The teacher asked "What if Jonah went to hell?" The little girl replied "Then you ask him."
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Most realistic flame paint job ever !
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Damn, "be careful what you wish for" at it's worst!
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