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Old April 28th, 2011, 01:48 PM   #1
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OK, I'm going to ask a friend of mine to make me a sign that I can post above my workbench when I move the Bugdust's Garage sign out over the doors.

So, post up your Garage Rules. I'll pick and choose the ones I like and arrange them when we're done.

(I figure there will be three that are more important )
#4 NO SPECTATORS ALLOWED!!
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Old April 28th, 2011, 01:51 PM   #2
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Anything you leave in my shop for over a month becomes mine.
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Old April 28th, 2011, 01:53 PM   #3
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Old April 28th, 2011, 01:55 PM   #4
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"no zim crap allowed"
"get yer fucking zim crap outa my garage"
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Old April 28th, 2011, 01:55 PM   #5
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You are allowed 2 free beers per weekend

My garage, my music

My garage, I get the good chair

You leave it, it's mine.

No handouts

If I do work for you, you bring shop supplies, rags, ear plugs, safety goggles, beer, cut off wheels...

No bitching

My garage, my way or get the fuck out


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Old April 28th, 2011, 01:56 PM   #6
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payment in form of use of girlfriend prefered
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Old April 28th, 2011, 01:57 PM   #7
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I have this sticker on my workbench thing..

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Old April 28th, 2011, 02:25 PM   #8
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( I may print all those above out for the kid )

1 change of plans per build,
after that , haul it back to your own place and build it your own way with as many game changes as you want.
Keep your shit out of my way, in it's on little pile not to be confused with my pileS. Anything of yours in MY piles, may be sold, traded or trashed.
You ARE expected to work , which also pays for electricity , any and all paper supplies (ex: toilet paper and sand paper),use of tools, any food etc, whatever you didn't bring.
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Old April 28th, 2011, 02:40 PM   #9
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My hourly rate is $**.**.
If you want to help or watch, it's doubled.

This is MY garage. I store MY stuff here. If you want YOUR stuff stored, put it in YOUR garage.
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If i work on it i get paid .
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fool me once shame on me. fool me twice and your car gets scraped to reimburse me for the first time.
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Old April 28th, 2011, 02:48 PM   #12
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Good one Nate!!
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Old April 28th, 2011, 02:55 PM   #13
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If your time is more valuable than my time, do it yourself.
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If you constantly sick or hurt and can't work, don't expect me to work on your stuff, call the duck~
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Old April 28th, 2011, 03:12 PM   #15
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If I'm working on your shit... get off your ass.
Cuz if you got time to lean... you got time to CLEAN.
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Old April 28th, 2011, 03:25 PM   #16
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Your Mama don't work here clean up your own mess!!!!
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scrap metal left in one location to long becomes money for coffee fund.
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Old April 28th, 2011, 03:31 PM   #18
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In the days of high school when I ran a charter bus, or so it seamed, the good old adage "Ass, Gas, or Grass"

Also at that time, with all the people riding around in the back and doing various things "If it goes down in my car I get half of it - I don't care if its half the goods, half the pay or half your girlfriend"
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Old April 28th, 2011, 03:43 PM   #19
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I have this sticker on my workbench thing..

I clicked on this thread expecting to see this and was not let down!

My rules:
1. Don't touch a fucking thing. Is it yours? No? Then DON'T FUCKING TOUCH IT.

2. Shop labor rate: $80/hr OR pack of smokes, PBR, (and if you're a lady....) a BJ (HJs are acceptable).

3. See that shiny thing over there? Yeah, the thing you are pointing at... DON'T FUCKING TOUCH IT.
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If I let you use my tools, don't expect me to help you.
If I don't let you use my tools, it's not happening.
If I use my tools, it's not free.

You break it, you buy me two more.

Bring beer. If you bring whiskey, don't expect too much. And don't forget the cigarettes.

I didn't buy this so that you wouldn't have to.

I could go on all day I think.
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Shop Rate:

Expert Labor: $30/hour
( 1/2 hour minimum)

If you watch: $45/hour

If you help: $90/hour

If you tried first and screwed it up: $120/hour
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PUT TOOLS BACK WHERE THEY BELONG WHEN YOU ARE DONE

CLEAN GREASY TOOLS BEFORE PUTTING AWAY

IF YOU BREAK IT, REPLACE IT~RIGHT NOW! (OR PAY FOR IT)

BEER IS NOT PAYMENT FOR WORK, IT'S THE PRIMER TO GET WORK DONE

I've had the overwhelming desire to kill when people don't wrenches and stuff back where they belong!
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OK, I'm going to ask a friend of mine to make me a sign that I can post above my workbench when I move the Bugdust's Garage sign out over the doors.

So, post up your Garage Rules. I'll pick and choose the ones I like and arrange them when we're done.

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#4 NO SPECTATORS ALLOWED!!
please sell copies so I may buy one for my shop
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#4 NO SPECTATORS ALLOWED!!


No Drunks.

No Idiots.

No Whiners.

No Dog breeders.

No FREE storage.



Yes, this means YOU !
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