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Old February 25th, 2010, 01:59 PM   #1
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Admin. Please feel free to delete this. I know im new but I thought this would be fun. Name the stupidest/Funniest question you herd all day. Rules are. Has to be a real question you heard THAT day. Pics are welcome. Lets see if this goes anywhere?

I will start. "Are you sure I stick it there!?"
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Old February 25th, 2010, 02:06 PM   #2
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Delete it? Why? Frankly I think it's agreat O/T idea and it should get pretty funny, here's mine
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Old February 25th, 2010, 03:12 PM   #3
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Hahaha. Well Thank you.
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Old February 25th, 2010, 03:15 PM   #4
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My mother-in-law called us today to ask if we were home yet? Nope, Im still 40 miles away, its just a good cordless phone. Here's your sign.
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Old February 25th, 2010, 03:16 PM   #5
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Hahah
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Old February 25th, 2010, 03:36 PM   #6
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Got camber?
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Old February 25th, 2010, 03:54 PM   #7
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OK, here is the dumb question we had today, man walks into our auto body shop, comes in and asks if we repair & paint cars!
But this happens a couple of times every month.
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Old February 25th, 2010, 04:04 PM   #8
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Hahaha
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Old February 25th, 2010, 04:23 PM   #9
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Got camber?

i grew up with mini truckers... thought this place was all about it "to each there own".

oh well, is what it is.



today my mom called me and during the conversation she said "its really windy here, does it get windy there?" followed by "never mind, that was dumb." i just laughed.
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Old February 25th, 2010, 04:26 PM   #10
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is volksrod95 gonna go "hahaha" after every contribution to this thread?
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Old February 25th, 2010, 04:31 PM   #11
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i grew up with mini truckers... thought this place was all about it "to each there own".

oh well, is what it is.
Maybe reading it again would help...

From the top of the home page, forum guidelines when you registered and Newbie Reminders posted at the top of the forum...

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Old February 25th, 2010, 04:36 PM   #12
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?? Sorry bro. I was just laughing at what I thought was funny. Is there something wrong with that?
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Old February 25th, 2010, 04:39 PM   #13
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don't worry vr95, it's all part of the fun~, just sit back and read fer a bit :)

here's one from my kid the other day when it snowed~

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Old February 25th, 2010, 05:27 PM   #14
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"why dont you put that computer down and pay attention to your finance'?"


well... goodnight guys.
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Old February 25th, 2010, 05:56 PM   #15
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** I'm a bridge inspector **

(Standing on a high bridge)
PA State Trooper: You going to jump?
Me: No, I'm to lazy.

(Standing along I-81 under a bridge)
PA State Trooper: What are you doing?
Me: Inspecting the bridge.
Trooper: Why?
Me: Every bridge needs inspected at least every 2 years.
Trooper: When's the the next time you going to be out here again?
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Old February 25th, 2010, 06:15 PM   #16
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Three of us are takling at lunch and after someone said something dumb, I said "that's like not knowing when to war of 1812 was fought."
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Old February 25th, 2010, 06:18 PM   #17
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Nuts, I hit the wrong damn key. So, to continue, after a few moments the guy sitting next to me says, "Okay, when was it fought?"
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Old February 25th, 2010, 06:37 PM   #18
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Heres a question that my little cusin SHOULD have asked.....

"Will a BBQ fork fit into a light socket?"




The answer is YES.. a big flash of light and it shot him clear across the room on his ass!!!
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Old February 25th, 2010, 09:47 PM   #19
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You guys know I'm a teacher so I have enough to fill the next 10 pages. Most of the time it would take too long to type, but let's just put it this way; I lecture for 30 minutes on how to do something for the 6th time this term. I ask if everyone gets it. Everyone gets to work and then, yep, someone asks how to do what we've been talking about THEN says I never mentioned it before! Kinda funny but annoying...
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Not really a question, but it puts me at king shit so far

http://www.volksrods.com/forum/showp...&postcount=155
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my lil' nephew asked one day.... "Why do I have to shit too much??? it smells!!!..."
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walking with my two bull terriers a lady asking:
hey are those pit bulls? my reply: nope, bull terriers.
the lady saying to me: well that are some ugly dogs......
i told the lady to piss off and that these two bull terriers are in thier race way more atracktive than she is......

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Old February 26th, 2010, 06:06 AM   #23
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Haha great ones guys!
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Old February 26th, 2010, 07:03 AM   #24
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I got one for ya, while stocking the self at Wally world, blue vest on, someone walks up and asked me if i worked there,
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My Uncle asked me if that a tear drop trailer with a generator on the back. Refering to my VR
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