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Old February 1st, 2015, 09:08 AM   #3051
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Aaak! My eyes! (um, are those 'Old Fashions?)
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Old February 1st, 2015, 12:00 PM   #3052
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I think they are "Law Enforcement Specials " (extra sugar)
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Old April 14th, 2017, 12:25 PM   #3053
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Funny yet true!!!
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Old April 14th, 2017, 12:45 PM   #3054
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Excellent point. Without my welder I would not have been able to construct my 'left hand Whitworth adjustable spanner.'
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Old April 14th, 2017, 03:01 PM   #3055
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I used my welder to build a blinker fluid dispenser.
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Old April 14th, 2017, 09:56 PM   #3056
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Six or twelve volt?
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Old April 14th, 2017, 11:49 PM   #3057
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Old July 1st, 2017, 10:58 PM   #3058
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There was a blonde who was sick of all the blonde jokes. One day, she decided to get a make over, so she cut and dyed her hair. She went driving down a country road and came across a herd of sheep. She stopped and called the sheep herder over.
"Tell you what. I have a proposition for you," said the woman.

"If I can guess the exact number of sheep in your flock, can I take one home?"

"Sure," said the sheep herder. So, she sat up and looked at the herd for a second and then replied "382".

"Wow!" said the herder.

"That is exactly right. Go ahead and pick out the sheep you want to take home." So the woman went and picked one out and put it in her car.

Then, the herder said, "Okay, now I have a proposition for you".

"What is it?" queried the woman.

"If I can guess the real color of your hair, can I have my dog back?"
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Old July 29th, 2017, 10:19 AM   #3059
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This is hilarious!
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Old July 29th, 2017, 04:09 PM   #3060
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It's been a great day, and that video just made it even better!
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Old August 9th, 2017, 08:53 AM   #3061
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Deep thought of the day...

"Forgive me Father for I have sinned" and "I'm sorry daddy; I've been very naughty" are simultaneously saying very similar and very different things.
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Old August 9th, 2017, 08:55 AM   #3062
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Why do I think that a few of you know where this is?

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Old August 9th, 2017, 08:56 AM   #3063
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Probably know this one too!
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I have no idea what your talking about,
I should probably say nothing, but it brings back an old memory from many years ago

The only midget I have ever heard of is "Bridget the midget the queen of the blues"

I believe it was on a very old Ray Stevens album from the mid to late 70's


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Old November 3rd, 2017, 03:07 PM   #3065
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I know all of you can relate...

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I just saw that on FB yesterday


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Old November 4th, 2017, 01:03 PM   #3067
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I saw it on reddit.
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